Murder vs. Movies

Reporting From Glendale, California.

When it's this hot, I want to kill people. Instead, I go to the movies.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend. No. Cool premise, but the actors are way funnier than the material. All hail Luke Wilson's bare ass.

Lady in the Water. Yes. You've got to give a movie credit for so shamelessly promoting this message: all you have to do to save the world is stare into the eyes of M. Night Shyamalan.

A Scanner Darkly. Yes. The closest thing to having a bad acid trip without actually having a bad acid trip.

An Inconvenient Truth: Yes. See it or die. Literally.

Nacho Libre: Yes. It feels like one big inside joke, but once it "clicks" it's ridiculous and uproarious.

The Devil Wears Prada: Yes yes yes! Meryl Streep chews the scenery, swallows, and shits it back out.

Superman Returns: Yes. Man in tights.